Lillian Garcia introduces tonight’s Guest Host, the former second banana to John Cusack, Jeremy Piven. Piven arrives in a Trans Am. He pulls Dr. Ken out of his trunk and they make their way to the ring. Ken and Jeremy introduce each other. Jeremy says that he has always wanted to do this and there is something else he wanted to do. He goes up the ramp to get his own pyro. Jeremy points out that Triple H will be facing Legacy tonight.
The Miz comes to the ring to rain on Piven’s parade. Miz asks Jeremy if he is having fun and if he is having fun making a mockery of this show. Miz points out that he is a TV star and Ken laughs at that. Jeremy points out that they are actors and they are here to promote their movie, The Goods. Jeremy comments on Miz’s time on the Real World and Piven says that everyone in the crowd has ‘The Goods’. Piven tells Miz that he does not have ‘The Goods’. Miz tells Ken to shut up and then he says that he wants John Cena. Miz says that Cena got lucky last week so he demands a rematch tonight.
Before Miz can make a threat to Piven, John Cena’s music plays and he comes out. Cena sucks up to the guest hosts and then he says that he has to cut to the chase. Cena says that he had a match with Miz last week and it lasted two minutes. Cena says that Miz is not that good and he has a face for radio. Cena asks Piven if Miz looks pathetic. Cena says that tonight needs to be special. Cena with a mention of ‘The Goods’. Cena calls Miz a 1979 Ford Pinto. Cena says that Piven needs to make the match interesting. Piven gives Cena his match and it will be a lumberjack match. Miz calls the announcement bold. Piven says that if Miz loses, he will be banned from Summerfest (or Summerslam). To up the ante, Miz is banned from the Staples Center. Cena gives Piven an idea, if Miz loses he is banned from Raw.
We go to commercial.
We are back with the WWE Rewind: Jack Swagger versus Evan Bourne and Evan’s upset victory.
Match Number One: Evan Bourne versus Jack Swagger
Bourne with a kick to Swagger but Swagger with a kick of his own. Bourne with an elbow but Swagger with a gutwrench slam and then he applies a waist lock. Swagger with a waist lock take down. Swagger misses a charge and goes into the turnbuckles. Bourne with a drop kick and then he goes up top. Bourne tries for the standing moonsault but Swagger gets his knees up. Bourne with a rollup for a near fall. Swagger with kicks to Bourne. Swagger with the Oklahoma Stampede followed by pushups. Swagger with the Doctor Bomb for the three count.
Winner: Jack Swagger
After the match, Swagger hits a Vader Splash or two on Bourne. Swagger tries for a Doctor Bomb but Montel Vontavious Porter comes out to help Bourne.
We go to commercial.
We are back and they punish us by making us remember that Shaq did a good job last week. We see the media coverage that it got.
Cole and Lawler talk about the confrontation at the end of Raw, and we have a poll.
Jeremy Piven is with the Divas and Ken tells the Divas that Jeremy has to focus. Jeremy tells Ken to find Big Show and Big Show cuts out the middle man and he is in the office. Show says that he was embarrassed by Shaq and he wants Shaq here tonight. Jeremy reminds Show of what happened last week. Show says that he has an idea to get everyone to forget about last week. Show suggests facing Jeremy Piven tonight. Piven suggests that Show wrestle Kofi Kingston for the US Title. Show thinks about it and he likes it.
Match Number Two: Mickie James and Gail Kim versus Beth Phoenix and Jillian Hall
Beth and Gail have some words and they push each other. Gail with a drop kick to the knee and Mickie is tagged in and she hits a drop kick. Beth tries to throw Mickie out of the ring but Mickie stays on the apron and then she hits a Thesz Press from the top for a near fall. Beth with a hot shot to Mickie and then she kicks Mickie and gets a near fall. Beth pulls Mickie by the hair and then she lifts her off the mat. Jillian is tagged in and she kicks Mickie and works on the hair. Jillian runs Mickie into the turnbuckles but Mickie fights out of the corner and hits a head scissors take down on Jillian. Gail is tagged in and she hits a clothesline or two. Gail with an Irish whip and a cross body into the corner. Gail with a version of a Driver on the apron and then hits a missile drop kick before knocking Beth off the apron. Jillian sends Gail into the ropes and then tries for a slam but Gail escapes. Jillian with an elbow but she misses the handspring back elbow. Beth makes the tag and attacks Gail from behind and hits the Implant Driver for the three count.
Winners: Beth Phoenix and Jillian Hall
We take a look at the Cerebral Assassin being outsmarted by two of the Legacy Stooges in the Beat the Clock Challenge.
Triple H is walking in the back and we go to commercial.
We are back and did you know that a lot more people watched Raw than other networks.
Match Number Three: Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes versus Triple H in an Epsenhart Special
Cody starts off the match and Hunter with a side head lock and then he punches Cody and Ted. Hunter with a side head lock take down and shoulder tackle. Hunter with a suplex and knee drop. Rhodes with a kick and Ted tags in but he is greeted by a clothesline. Hunter with an Irish whip but he charges into a boot. DiBiase with a forearm to the back and punches. Hunter tries for the Pedigree but Rhodes tries to interfere and he gets back body dropped. Hunter sends Rhodes to the floor and then he throws DiBiase onto Rhodes as we go to commercial.
We are back and Rhodes with a cravate on Hunter as the momentum has shifted. We see DiBiase with a neckbreaker during the break. Hunter gets the high/low treatment after a blind tag. DiBiase with kicks in the corner and Rhodes is tagged in. Rhodes with punches to Hunter and DiBiase is back in. Rhodes is back in after another quick tag. DiBiase chokes and punches Hunter while Cody distracts the referee. Rhodes gets a near fall. DiBiase tags in and they hit a double suplex for a near fall. Ted with an arm bar and chin lock. DiBiase with a power slam for a near fall. Rhodes tags in and he connects with an elbow to the forehead. Rhodes with a chin lock while he isolates Hunter’s arm. Rhodes goes to the turnbuckles for a moonsault but Hunter moves and gets even further away from Rhodes. Both men are down.
Rhodes tries to get to his partner but Hunter knocks Ted off the apron and then Hunter goes to the floor. Hunter Irish whips Ted into the ringside barrier. Hunter with the VINTAGE high knee followed by punches and a Vintage Facebuster. Hunter sends Rhodes into DiBiase who was on the apron. Ted hits the announce table while Hunter hits the Vintage spinebuster. DiBiase gets Hunter before he can hit the Pedigree and DiBiase hits Dream Street but Rhodes can only get a two count. Rhodes with Crossroads for the three count.
Winners: Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes
After the match, Hunter gets on the mic and he says that hurt. He says that it did not go as he planned. He says that he does not get this. He wonders if it is because Rhodes and DiBiase are that good because they beat him every way. Hunter says that maybe they were this good. Hunter says that he was good with the gang warfare. Hunter says that maybe he should start another group, or maybe he will bring one back. Hunter suggest maybe he brings back Evolution. He says that won’t work because Randy is a jerk, Batista is always injured, and Flair is signing autographs at the VFW. Hunter suggests that he make one phone call. Hunter teases that it might be DX that is coming back, if you know what two words he is talking about.
We go to commercial.
We are back and did you know that Jeremy Piven is in The Goods? Chavo Guerrero enters the office and he is in awe. Chavo gets Jeremy mixed up with Joe Rogan and John Favreau. Jeremy reminds Chavo of his problems with Horngobbler. They will have a match tonight and Chavo assumes that they will have a normal match. Jeremy tells Ken that he has a plan for Chavo.
Carlito comes to the ring and we see what he did to Primo.
Match Number Four: Carlito versus Primo
Carlito blocks a kick but Primo with punches and an Irish whip and a head scissors. Primo punches Carlito and kicks him. Carlito kicks Primo and he tries to sends his brother to the floor but Primo stays on the apron and he hits a clothesline. Carlito goes to the floor but Primo with a suicide dive. Primo brings Carlito back into the ring and gets a near fall. Carlito with a kick and a Roll the Dice using the ropes for extra impact. Carlito punches Primo and slams his head into the turnbuckles and then slams Primo. Carlito with an elbow drop for a near fall. Primo with a back elbow and clothesline followed by a drop kick. Primo with a monkey flip but he tries for a running shoulder into the corner and Carlito moves. Primo avoids the backstabber and gets a near fall. Carlito is able to hit the backstabber for the three count.
Winner: Carlito
Chavo comes to the ring and Piven and Ken are on the TitanTron and they tell Chavo that Hornswoggle is sick so he will face his cousin.
Match Number Five: Chavo Guerrero versus Mark Henry in a Replacement for Hornswoggle Match
Mark sends Chavo into the corner and then he punches Chavo. Chavo gets out of a slam attempt and he connects with a forearm. Chavo leaves the ring and Henry brings him back into the ring and Mark with the World Strongest Slam for the three count.
Winner: Mark Henry
After the match, Mark reaches under the ring and here comes Hornswoggle. Mark brings Hornswoggle to the apron and then Henry pulls Chavo into the corner so Hornswoggle can hit the frog splash. Mark and Hornswoggle dance in the ring.
Kofi Kingston and Big Show are walking in split screen as we go to commercial.
We are back and Randy Orton enters the office. Jeremy says that he wants Randy to be the special ring announcer for tonight. Randy asks why and Jeremy reminds Randy that he is in charge. Randy says that if he can kick Vince McMahon in the skull, would he hesitate to do it to either of them.
Match Number Six: Kofi Kingston versus Big Show with Chris Jericho and really bad entrance music for the United States Title
Kofi with kicks but Show sends Kofi to the mat and he works on the leg. Show with a front face lock and he lifts Kofi off his feet. Show with a forearm to the back. Show with a shoulder in the corner and the referee admonishes Show. Show with a chop to Kofi. Kofi with a kick and then he tries for a cross body from the turnbuckles but Show catches Kofi and slams him. Show goes to the turnbuckles for the Vader Splash but Kofi gets his foot on the rope. Show stands on Kofi’s abdomen and then Show smothers Kofi. Show with the Camel Clutch in the ropes and he lets go before the referee disqualifies him. Show goes back to the turnbuckles but Kofi works on the leg but Show pushes Kofi away. Kofi with a drop kick to Show and then he hits Trouble in Paradise. Kofi goes up top for a leg drop and he hits it but Show with a powerful kick out. Show with a spear and then he punches Kofi in the corner. The referee makes the five count and the referee calls for the bell.
Winner: Kofi Kingston by disqualification
After the match, Show puts Kofi in the Tree of Woe and then he kicks Kofi. Show with a punch to the side of the head.
We go to commercial.
We are back and we see how Triple H got outsmarted by Legacy one more time.
We see Hunter on the phone and he says that he is going to be brief about some work. He says that he heard it a number of times. He asks the person on the phone if he was watching the show and they are not watching the show. Hunter says that he needs him and Hunter wants to know if he . . . is . . . ready. There is a dial tone on the other end.
Did you know that tonight’s guest host is in a movie? Here is the clip.
We find out that next week’s Guest Host in Calgary (dramatic Pause) Alberta, Canada is Sergeant Slaughter.
Jeremy and Ken say that they have a confession to make to John Cena. He says that he is fan of Cena’s but a bigger fan of Randy Orton. The lumberjacks are hand picked by him.
Match Number Seven: John Cena versus The Miz in a Miz loses and a lot of bad things happen to him but we also have a Lumberjack Match
Miz with punches to Cena followed by kicks. Miz with more punches but Cena with a punch of his own. Miz with an elbow and Cena goes to the floor for a second. Cena with an Irish whip and bulldog. Cena with a clothesline that sends Miz over the top rope to the floor. Cena with an STF set up but Orton gets on the apron. Cena is sent to the floor and Masters puts Cena in the Masterlock. Masters lets go of a limp Cena and Cena is rolled into the ring but Cena has his hand on the rope. Miz pulls Cena into the middle of the ring and he gets a near fall. Miz punches Cena followed by an Irish whip and clothesline for a near fall. Miz kicks Cena in the corner and then he punches Cena. Miz with an Irish whip and he charges into a boot. Cena with the two flying shoulders and then it is time for the Blue Thunder Bomb and the five knuckle shuffle set up but Orton pulls down the ropes and Orton runs Cena into the apron. Orton follows that with an Irish whip into the ring steps. Cena is sent into the ringside barrier while Legacy continues to kick Cena. Miz gets Ken’s cane and Cena avoids it. Cena with the Attitude Adjustment and gets the three count.
Winner: John Cena
After the match, Jeremy Piven gets on the top turnbuckle and then he tries for a cross body but Cena catches him. Ken has the cane and he hits Cena in the back and Cena thinks he got hit by a fly. Cena drops Piven and Ken tries to say that it wasn’t him. Cena tells Ken that he saw him hit Cena. Cena offers Ken his hand and Ken shakes it. That was a big mistake because Cena press slams Ken onto Swagger, Carlito, and Masters.
We go to credits.
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